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I was going to kick things off by making a first topic titled “Hello world!”, but you had to ruin it by doing it by yourself.
Damn you, damn you, damn you, damn you!
Now that I’m over with that, I’ll officially declare this the first post.
Wish me luck with this blog of mine, which shall be viewed by an average of 1,33* people, including myself and google misdirects.
*repeating, of course.